Can I see the Senior Menu please??

I got some interesting mail today. From the AARP. Ya. They sent me a little letter, saying (and I quote):

Dear Ms. Rebekah Lindberg,

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible..... as a member, you'll have the resources and information you need to get the most out of life over 50. You'll have access to exclusive discounts. Dependable insurance programs and investment resources. Important health related information. And much more. The 22 benefits shown are only a partial list!
I look forward to your joining us. I think that you'll agree with our other members: AARP is one of America's very best values.

Sincerely,
William D. Novelli


Ya. Thanks alot William D. Novelli. I had no idea that this year I was turning 55 instead of 26. Not that much of a difference, aye?

Nothing like a little fan mail to boost your self image. Sweet. Now if you will excuse me, my hip is acting up and I need to soak my dentures while I attempt to fill out this form and claim my benefits, all 22 (or more!!) of them.