The Roomie's winds of change

Hey.... last night the roomie had to run som errands, and I had nothing else to do, so I tagged along. We stopped by the infamous K-Mart to pick up some school supplies. So I'm walking down the ilse and I see somthing that catches my eye. I stop, pick it up and look it over. While I'm checking it out, I notice that the roomie walks past me and stand just out of view at the end of the ilse. The roomie then lets out the loudest, nastiest fart ever. I look up just as the lady standing next to me gives me a terrible look. I turn, and the roomie is pointing at me and laughing. Sheesh. Nice job, now that lady thinks that fart was mine. Sheesh. Want to know why I can't go anywhere with the roomie? Now you know.