It's sad, but it's true. Ten Useless things about me, with the help of Rene:

1. I have strange toes. They are really short and stubby, and they don't fit in pointy shoes well. Ever.

2. My hair color has not been my natural God-given and born with color since I was about 16.

3. I named Howard (my dog) after Howard the Goat. He lived at my parent's house and was my sisters horse Justin, companion. Howard the Goat was sold to my parent's neighbors after Justin the Horse was sold. The neighbor's promptly ate him. Poor Howard the Goat...

4. If it was possible, I would chew gum24/7, I go through a pack a week... can you be addicted to gum? If so, I am. I'm going to have to join GCA, Gum Chewer's Anonymous...

5. I wear contacts. Sometimes glasses, but I don't like them.

6. I always buy two ply toilet paper. I feel like the extra cost is worth it in the long run. : )

7. I don't eat breakfast first thing in the morning. My stomach doesn't really wake up until about 8:30 or so. Even though I get to work at 7... okay, 7:30... ish.

8. I have had to buy a new car every year since I was 17 because they either broke down, attacked by a deer, or were involved in some sort of accident. Who needs a ride? Anyone want to carpool? : ) I'm hoping that my current ride is going to last me years... and years... until it's paid off at least! Which will be years...

9. I can't spell. I have to spell check everything because I am also paranoid and have low self esteem about my spelling abilities.

10. I have had a crush on Chris O'Donnell (the actor) since I was 15 years old. Those blue eyes... wow. Wow...

Who to tag? I don't know! How about whoever reads this, and has the spare time... run with it! : )